2008 Ryan Awards: Skills Trainer of the Year (M)

Skills Trainer of the Year (Male)
Be it going to the mall, going to the movies, to Bulwinkle's or forever screwing up your vision battling a bush, a fixture of the Foster Care department has always been its Skills Trainers. This award goes to honor the men that have defied all limitations and often times logic all in the course of "doing their job." From waking up at 10am to going to a movie and calling it "work", the Skills Trainers are exceptional and without them, the world would be a duller place. The nominees for the Skills Trainer of the Year award are:
Greg Baron, BRS (I think?)
From being one of the most consistent Skills Trainers in the Temple to being near non-existent... just like any evidence of puberty.
Ian "The Great One" Mouser, BRS (I think?)
Really, why are we even bothering with this? It says it right in the name: "The Great One." Sure, Greg has some funny remarks - usually about ugly animals - but The Great One is how Greg wants to be... when he grows up, of course.
If you would like to post your opinion on who should win this award, please do so in the Comment box.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure why Ian is even nominated here. There is clearly a female skills trainer category. ShaBAM!!!