Weakest Immune System
In nature, if a being is unable to defend itself - be it to threats external or internal - that being is quickly picked off so that the stronger, better-abled beings are able to prosper. However, we do not live in a natural world, so when a person is unable to defend them self from illness, they get nominated for a Ryan Award. The 2008 Weakest Immune System nominees are:Calley Ekberg, former Proctor Case Manager
While the numbers are not available, Calley was sick a lot. In attempts to compute the figures ending up shorting out my calculator and, sadly, NASA hung up on me when I contacted them to use their super computers. Not only was Calley sick often but she also was absent when sick quite often; even on her 5th-to-last day at Kerr.
Bobby Martin, BRS Case Manager
Be it his age, the image that he must maintain to fit amongst the beardsmen and the "normies" alike or Bobby just likes the lifestyle, Bean Town has done a number on his T-cells... as well as his liver. Constantly complaining about not feeling well, Bobby has earned his nomination.
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